Got the wrong bloke here

There is a plague of social networks. The last one to grasp me to its clammy bosom is called MyLife.

Like a sad fool I tend to accept all invitations. As the villainous Robert Maxwell remarked (his only known joke) “If I were a woman I’d be permanently pregnant. I can’t say no.”

Anyhow I got a message just now asking: Who’s Searching for You? “Oh shit – creditors,” I thought, with a frisson of alarm. But no, on the side bar I saw this:

“Steve is still cute … single … and he was looking for you!”

Over the years I have enthusiastically partaken of more bizarre sexual antics than any sane person ought to – but, sorry Steve, you’ll have to search elsewhere. Try the Toad. He needs a friend. Any friend. Even you, you big girl’s blouse.

About the Author

In 2003, the Chartered Institute of Marketing named Drayton one of 50 living individuals who have shaped today’s marketing.

He has worked in 55 countries with many of the world’s greatest brands. These include American Express, Audi, Bentley, British Airways, Cisco, Columbia Business School, Deutsche Post, Ford, IBM, McKinsey, Mercedes, Microsoft, Nestle, Philips, Procter & Gamble, Toyota, Unilever, Visa and Volkswagen.

Drayton has helped sell everything from Airbus planes to Peppa Pig. His book, Commonsense Direct and Digital Marketing, out in 17 languages, has been the UK’s best seller on the subject every year since 1982. He has also run his own businesses in the U.K., Portugal and Malaysia.

He was a main board member of the Ogilvy Group, a founding member of the Superbrands Organisation, one of the first eight Honorary Fellows of the Institute of Direct Marketing and one of the first three people named to the Hall of Fame of the Direct Marketing Association of India. He has also been given Lifetime Achievement Awards by the Caples Organisation in New York and Early To Rise in Florida.

3 Comments

  1. Jakes

    Drayton, you are blunt, sarcastic, twisted, irreverent… and brilliant, all at the same time. I thrive on your posts.

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  2. Anonymous

    homophobic Drayton, surely not you old boy!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. Rupert

    The Toad is gay. Everyone in Westminster knows this. He had a gay fling at university ( a bit old to be experimenting sexualy )and claims not to have had a hetrosexual relationship until he was fifty, thereby proving that he is a wanker as we all suspected. Many rumours are circulating on political blogs about past and ongoing gay relationships. Come on Toad, hand on hip, tell us, are you coming out?

    Actually, why doesn't he just fuck off?

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