I see Mr. Cameron has told us we have some “heavy lifting” to do to tackle the dreadful deficit.
This reminds me of the old joke about the Lone Ranger and his faithful Indian side-kick, Tonto.
They were surrounded by what the military now call in their dire jargon “hostiles”.
“Sioux ahead of us,” yelped the Lone Ranger. “Apache to the left. Comanche to the right. Seminole at the back of us. What shall we do?”
“What’s all this ‘we’ shit, white man?” came the reply.
The “we” that politicians deploy with such fine abandon means of course us – not them. We will be doing all the lifting, and it will be that much heavier because he has done far, far too little tackling.
After all the huffing and puffing, the deficit is actually scheduled to grow by, I believe, £650 billion in the next four years.
I did say repeatedly last year that Cameron could well be in the Bliar’s league when it comes to tap-dancing round the truth.
That’s a pretty good start.
Could even the Flatulent Toad Brown have come up with something which so totally ignores the simple facts – which are that he hasn’t started the job. If you’re going to sweep away all the people sucking at the public tit, get a big brush and sweep mightily. Don’t just push little piles of parasites from one spot to another.
Anyhow, if he fails to screw things up, don’t worry. The Unions are busy planning to make everyone’s life a misery in the spring, just to coincide with the royal wedding.
They are complaining about the cuts. The ones that haven’t happened. And they want us to keep coughing up. From what? From an even bigger deficit.
Our world is divided into two types of people. Those who make the money. And those who piss it away. The politicians and the union leaders have one thing in common. They are pissers, not earners.
Happy New Year.
One thing (of many) I don't understand about reducing the deficit is the student fee increases that caused so much unpleasantness recently.
The government allowed (told) universities to triple their fees. So students would have to pay more.
But as the vast majority of fees are paid with money borrowed from the government, and as most of those loans are likely never to be repaid …
Hasn't the government just tripled our spend on university fees?