Fondly dedicated to the relief of hairy marketers

We have a certain fondness for Ricky Gervais here, as his producer operates above us in darkest Newman Street, W. 1.

So have you noticed that ever since he made The Office wearing a ludicrous goatee lots of people, instead of drawing the sensible conclusion, have started sporting these silly examples of facial topiary?

For instance I just got yet another e-mail from some genius who promises to make me richer than Croesus practically overnight through the miracle of e-mail marketing – and, yes, he was wearing a goatee.

So Crispin, one of my colleagues, helpfully drew my attention to The Goatee Saver, illustrated above. Wonderful, isn’t it?

Incidentally, if you suspect that goatees are suspect, and it may take a little longer to get rich here’s an idea. Why not join me for a day or two at our Eadim event in a couple of weeks? We’ve reluctantly decided to offer it by the day, because most people can’t afford the full week out of the office.
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Go and have a look now and let me know what you think. You can see the EADIM site here, but details on each individual day are here.

About the Author

I've spent the last 15 years working with Drayton.

And, as well as writing copy for our clients, run the agency side of the business.

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