Opening my paper, I see: Peter Drummond, who grabbed a heroin dealer’s stash and flushed it down the toilet because he was “ruining my family” was jailed for two months by some legal twat instead of getting a medal. He …
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Well, well. Out plops another turd from the greatest of all the banking arseholes
Some readers may feel I am a little excessive in my comments about bankers, but it is quite impossible to be too excessive about their antics. Just when you think nobody, no matter how contemptible, greedy, stupid, conceited, self-centred or …
Read MoreAnother great laff from The Oldie
‘The difference? Well Sir, the Barolo is ripe, rich and round, with lots of spicy, earth-scented black cherry and berry flavors, hinting deliciously at chocolate on the smooth finish, while The Blue Nun is more nylon underpants, skid-marks, ITV, thick …
Read MorePull the other one, Mr. Rice. It’s got bells on it
I got this from a certain Maurice Rice twice in the last two days.Hello forex trader, It is becoming increasingly easy for virtually anyone to enter the potentially lucrative game of Forex trading. With the advent of sofisticated trading robots …
Read MoreHere’s a laugh for you
Being interviewed by M.P.s today, Sir “Fred” Goodwin – the man who fired so many decent hard-working people with glee but never felt he should take his own sorry useless grasping arse elsewhere – came out with this little gem. …
Read MoreWhat the hell is going on?
Almost every time I do a talk I point out that if you want to get people to do anything you must tap into their emotions. Everyone agrees. Then I point out that the dominant emotion in many people today …
Read MoreClarkson reveals why we’re in the shit
If you were to ask people who they admire more in this country, Jeremy Clarkson or Gordon Brown, it would be no contest. His show Top Gear showing him and his crew doing lunatic things with fast vehicles is enjoyed …
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