Years ago when I whizzed around the world telling people what to do (a role for which I was astoundingly unfitted) I arrived one sunny morning at a Canadian airport. The office head met me and drove me into town. …
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A gorgeous lady reveals why some people will be having a Merry Christmas – at your expense. Plus a funnier European joke
As all but the blind and stupid know, the news is increasingly brought to us by glamorous lady newsreaders. The reason may lie in research I saw 40 odd years ago into what attracts the eye. This may well help …
Read MorePutin would applaud the way America is going – and a tale about the joys of equality
While you were out celebrating, the fires of liberty were being extinguished, no doubt on the principle of “yes we can”. The U.S. Congress, abetted by Obama, has passed a Bill that means you can be arrested, thrown in jail, …
Read MoreI want to be a pygmy instead of pretending to be a giant. Also, a little embarrassment – and your advice, please
After Cameron’s little squabble in Europe Mr. Clegg stamped his feet and said “We risk being a pigmy on the world stage”. What an EXCELLENT prospect. I love the idea of being a pigmy nation – like Switzerland or Norway. …
Read MoreWell, well, well. Goodbye Magna Carta. Our gutless government did it to us. Now U.S. citizens can have their freedom removed. Plus Dumb-Dell
I read what follows this morning, so I have no idea whether it has come about. However, I do know that years ago Tony “I gave Gadhafi a big wet kiss” the Bliar’s flabby excuse for a government allowed the …
Read MoreWell, knock me down with a feather, he’s at it again! Does the devil have all the best tunes? Plus the world’s silliest offer
Yesterday I was on about the floppy-haired wunderkind J. P.Maroney. He looks impossibly young to be so good. In only a few short weeks he has offered to turn me into a world-class public speaker, stick me in his Genius …
Read MoreToday’s great promise: writing for trailer-park f***wits. Watch out J. K. Rowling! Also, can you walk on water?
As faithful readers know I am an eager follower of the life and works of J. P. Maroney, a man so brilliant he can turn a Norwegian Elkhound into a best-selling author in 3 days flat. This morning he writes …
Read MoreBack home, to hail, a leaky roof and a deluge of local government piffle
In New York the sun was shining. In Bristol it was pissing down. And in my flat it was going plonk, plonk, plonk into assorted buckets, bowls and pans. Only the plants, which needed watering, have escaped. Meanwhile in a …
Read MoreWhere to invest your marketing money, free audio series, IBM suggests where NOT to buy software, and meaningless promises
A few people take the trouble to write to me and comment or suggest things, which I do appreciate. Today my main challenge is to make a chili to poison the guests at my son Phil and his wife Megan’s …
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