A world policed by half-wits

As you can imagine, nobody is keener on the protection of birds than I am. But some friends we can really do without, as I was reminded when I read the following by that great scourge of buffoons, Richard Ingrams, …

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Happy Easter – from Moscow

I thought you might like this. It’s from my Russian publisher, and it rather took my fancy. Tomorrow I’m off to New York to see a couple of my children … and put together my talks for Ken McCarthy’s System …

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Be careful what you wish for

An Aussie truckie walks into an outback cafe’ with a full-grownemu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The truckie says, ‘A hamburger, chips and a coke,’ and turns to the emu, ‘What’s yours?’ ‘I’ll have the same,’ …

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Sorry, but a good idea is NOT enough

Like most of you, I get a lot of stuff trying to sell me things. I would cheerfully strangle whoever unleashes those bloody recorded messages just about that time in the late afternoon when I think I really need a …

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