Introducing new, miracle “Super Nanny” marketing

Sorry. I only put in that ludicrous heading because nowadays everything on the damn web is miraculous and mind-blowing – so I thought I’d join the hustlers. Frankly this is not miraculous OR mind-blowing. It’s actually very simple, but it …

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Yes, it’s true folks. They really ARE a bunch of wankers

You’ve long suspected it. I’ve long suspected it. The custodians of righteousness are a bunch of tossers. According to a report by the Associated Press, “Senior staffers at the Securities and Exchange Commission spent hours surfing pornographic websites on government-issued …

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A world policed by half-wits

As you can imagine, nobody is keener on the protection of birds than I am. But some friends we can really do without, as I was reminded when I read the following by that great scourge of buffoons, Richard Ingrams, …

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Happy Easter – from Moscow

I thought you might like this. It’s from my Russian publisher, and it rather took my fancy. Tomorrow I’m off to New York to see a couple of my children … and put together my talks for Ken McCarthy’s System …

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