Three new heavenly bodies discovered

Recently, to my astonishment, three new planets shot into orbit. They belong to three well known marketing experts.  They were already famous for their talents.  But now these brilliant thinkers have transmogrified – and become Planets.  Planet Kennedy, Planet Levis and Planet Marshall.  Who …

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Good and bad: Lessons you can learn from two ads

Brilliant poster; stupid slogan; and an ad that throws away a good story I apologise for my usual tatty reproduction of these deathless works of art. Actually, I don’t. Your customers do not see them in a pristine condition the …

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Snakes in shopping centres? Whatever next?

“Imagination is more important than knowledge” – Einstein. But how many marketers know how to use it? Everyone talks about “creativity” – but most confuse it with being different for the sake of being different. One man who has an …

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Advertising schizophrenia at Fiat

How can one firm run an ad as good as this – but another so bad it made me groan? Do you ever look at an ad and mutter to yourself, “Wanker”? I do. It’s a sad condition, I know. …

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