Thanks to Georgia Kennedy of Western Australia for passing this one on. I knew it, but never knew everyone else agreed.
A new poll rates Gordon Brown as Britain’s most boring speaker, ahead of footballer David Beckham and actress Kate Winslet.
Brown’s “cerebral style” placed him ahead of Beckham. Brown once used the phrase “post neo-classical endogenous growth theory” in a speech.
The phrase he should try is “I’m fucking useless and I’m leaving”. His ratings would shoot up instantly.
The real difference between the Great Lying Haggis and Becks is a) Becks is good at what he does and b) he’s a nice guy.
‘Great Lying Haggis’? Now that’s a bit much!
Being a proud Scotsman (Not Scotch, that’s a whisky), I find this quite offensive…!
A haggis has one role to play. It’s a food. (Now I’m a vegetarian, but I know that the haggis plays it’s role well).
Gordon Brown has one role to play. Running the UK no less! He doesn’t!
So please Drayton, don’t compare Mr B to one of Scotlands many great(!?) inventions… (Now all we have to do is create the talking haggis that doesn’t lie…)
Cheers, (with a wee dram of Scotch),
Axl