Could I interest you in Mr. Jenkins’ cock?

Did that get your attention?

I spent far too many years trying to interest people in mine, and it cost me millions, so I can’t really recommend this particular approach.

However, I do suggest you go and have a look at some highly droll extracts from a little work that features a rich variety of rustic oddities, including Mr. Jenkins’ pride and joy, at http://www.growyourowncows.com.

Grow your own cows? Yes; that’s what it’s called – and I think anyone who thinks up a title like that deserves worldwide encouragement. See what you think and let the author know.

Right now she – the author – works for Transport for London which used to be called London Transport.

This is a change in name which, in its own tiny way, shows what’s wrong with the world today. How do the addition of the word “for” and the transposing of “London” and “Transport” benefit anyone except the prat – probably a branding consultant – who thought it up?

Oh, and by the way, the author is not a relative, nor am I on her payroll: I just think her stuff is very funny.

About the Author

In 2003, the Chartered Institute of Marketing named Drayton one of 50 living individuals who have shaped today’s marketing.

He has worked in 55 countries with many of the world’s greatest brands. These include American Express, Audi, Bentley, British Airways, Cisco, Columbia Business School, Deutsche Post, Ford, IBM, McKinsey, Mercedes, Microsoft, Nestle, Philips, Procter & Gamble, Toyota, Unilever, Visa and Volkswagen.

Drayton has helped sell everything from Airbus planes to Peppa Pig. His book, Commonsense Direct and Digital Marketing, out in 17 languages, has been the UK’s best seller on the subject every year since 1982. He has also run his own businesses in the U.K., Portugal and Malaysia.

He was a main board member of the Ogilvy Group, a founding member of the Superbrands Organisation, one of the first eight Honorary Fellows of the Institute of Direct Marketing and one of the first three people named to the Hall of Fame of the Direct Marketing Association of India. He has also been given Lifetime Achievement Awards by the Caples Organisation in New York and Early To Rise in Florida.

1 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    Loved it, Mr Jenkins cock and other funny anecdotes tickled me silly and cheered up my otherwise uneventful day at work! I want to read more!!

    Reply

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