New bra invented

No commercials today …

Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women’s breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.

Now THAT is what I call a joke.

Thanks Glenmore Trenear-Harvey, Phd and bar.

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2 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    Now which bar will that be?

    Pip, pip.

    GTH

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