This morning I nearly got run over by a police motor cyclist who was racing down the wrong side of the street to stop the traffic so some high-up’s car could be given precedence. I had just been reading about …
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I lied … but not as much as these two bastards
I swore I’d be asking for real live, loveable guinea pigs today … but relax: it’ll be tomorrow. Sod the internet. Meanwhile, now we know for sure that two lying shits caused the deaths of over 100,000 Iraquis and quite …
Read MoreMy idea of hell
I just got one of those emails that remind me how glad I am I don’t work for an “organisation”. It gave “details of our guide to holding reviews for your executive team.” It only takes the words “executive team” …
Read MoreThe great Guinea Pig search begins on Monday
I’ll explain that festive Guinea pig in a moment, but this is your chance to exercise your right to democracy, folks. You may never had the chance to vote for the demented Haggis who has ruined us all. You may …
Read MoreThis is for my old friend … he knows who he is …
This, which is apparently a Russian wedding photo is one of the most watched images lately. I can’t imagine why. The girls in the office thought it was horrible, but the guy in the picture seems to be smiling for …
Read MoreThe Jeremy Clarkson they wouldn’t print … I LOVE it!
This is the one the Sunday Times wouldn’t print. Maybe because it says what we all think? “Get me a rope before Mandelson wipes us all out” I’ve given the matter a great deal of thought all week, and I’m …
Read MoreWhat two great writers had in common with grandpa Bird
How many modern writers have given as much pleasure as P. G. Wodehouse and Raymond Chandler? Chandler was perhaps the best crime novelist ever; and he had a huge influence, inspiring films like Chinatown and many others. Wodehouse began as …
Read MoreFile this under “Who gives a fuck”: another total wank from Wolff, Olins
Those of you who are connoisseurs of ugliness will know that a few million have been pissed away on the astoundingly ugly British Olympics logo, which is the visual equivalent of dog shit. Now I see the corporate idiots who …
Read MoreAnother total wank from Wolff, Olins
Tjose of you who are connoiseurs of ugliness will know that a few million have been pissed away on the astoundingky ugly British Olynpics logoThose of you who To coincide with its de-coupling from Time Warner and its shares being …
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