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Can’t count, can’t organise – and exceedingly unpleasant, too. Yes, it’s the Brutish McToad
It is nearly twenty years since a BBC driver told me that of all the people he had had to ferry back and forth, Brown – then in opposition where he should have stayed – was among the most obnoxious …
Read MoreYour profiling madness test … from my friend who lectures on intelligence. See how you score …
Well, it seems my last post may have been based on a hoax — but much was based on sense to me. This is from my old friend, partner and boozing chum Glenmore Trenear-Harvey. I believe a lot of it …
Read MoreThe Slithey Toad’s inspired new pre-election strategy at work
Gordon Brown called Alastair Darling into his office one day and said, ‘Alastair, I have the answer to Cameron. We’re going to win back Middle England’. ‘Brilliant, PM! What’s the plan?’ said Darling. ‘Well’ said Brown ‘we’ll get ourselves two …
Read MoreWeird shit going on here – don’t confuse change with improvement – well, not yet, anyhow
You know those silly signs you sometimes see? A building is getting tarted up and they say something like, “Please forgive our appearance while we do … whatever … but soon you’ll see our wonderful new etc., etc.” Then nothing …
Read MoreA tricky situation
man who went to casualty with his penis stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder. Published: 12:49PM GMT 07 Jan 2010 Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man’s …
Read MorePepsi gets smart – and not before half time
As my Aussie pal Malcolm Auld first pointed out to me, the largest single discharge of effluent into the U.S. sewage system coincides with the most expensive TV commercials of the year – half time at the Superbowl. This year …
Read MoreFeet in the oven, head in the fridge?
The most amusing demolition of statistical tripe may be the joke that if my feet are in the oven and my head in the fridge my temperature may be on average normal. I was reminded of this on seeing that …
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