The other night I was in my local which is frequented by postal “workers” who do half a day then go in there to down six or seven pints of lager. I start around the same time as them and …
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The credit crunch: a victim speaks
A friend who was in the IT business has severe financial problems. I know how he feels, because I’ve been there myself. It’s not really his fault – he’s been screwed right, left and centre by one or two business …
Read MoreNo wonder Tesco are worried… or, time to leave the country before they switch the lights out
In case you didn’t notice, the other day the boss of Tesco let out a yowl of dismay about the dire state of education here. When a supermarket can’t find people smart enough to arrange the fruit and veg, God …
Read MoreHow many mugs are paying their IT agencies to get screwed like this? Or, there’s one born every minute
Recession or no recession, there are still plenty of rip-offs going on. I know one client that pays an agency tens of thousands a month just for being there. Not doing anything. Just being there. My friend Ian reports: One …
Read MoreEr … if you want to benefit from the economy bullshit generator I so generously offered
It would have been helpful if I’d given you the right link … http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html Sorry. But you must make allowances. When I was young they were just introducing gaslighting.
Read MoreSpecially for people wishing to improve their language. Two versions.
A group of children were trying to get used to nursery. The biggest hurdle was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk. You must use ‘Big People’ words,’ she was always telling them. “John, what did you do over …
Read MoreNew bra invented
No commercials today … Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women’s breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. At a news …
Read MoreBen and Karl (the rocket scientist) launch their squirrel on an eagerly waiting world … and another lousy joke
I’m so sorry … part of this slipped out yesterday. Once again, whiz down to the joke if more guff about EADIM is not your bag … and you’ve heard enough about business to last you a lifetime. But if …
Read MoreHow they sell Pizza in Lima, Peru … and your joke for today
I bet you thought I was going to drive you crazy every day with loads of dull stuff to flog you Eadim, right? Wrong. You misjudge me: only every other day. And don’t worry – there’s a joke at the …
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