At last, someone sees me for what I am

I don’t know what gremlin has wormed its way into my computer, but for the last two months I have suddenly started getting invitations to download porn again.

For several years I had not received any – either the spam catchers had swept them out of my life together with all those invitations to try V**g** and extend the length of my feeble apparatus or the Great Pornographer in the Sky had decided I was just too damn old and worn out to be interested.

But now they’re back with a vengeance.

The subject line that has amused and impressed me most gets straight to the point. “Drayton you are moron” it states bluntly.

There’s no getting away from it. These people may not be subtle, but they are pretty damn perceptive.

About the Author

In 2003, the Chartered Institute of Marketing named Drayton one of 50 living individuals who have shaped today’s marketing.

He has worked in 55 countries with many of the world’s greatest brands. These include American Express, Audi, Bentley, British Airways, Cisco, Columbia Business School, Deutsche Post, Ford, IBM, McKinsey, Mercedes, Microsoft, Nestle, Philips, Procter & Gamble, Toyota, Unilever, Visa and Volkswagen.

Drayton has helped sell everything from Airbus planes to Peppa Pig. His book, Commonsense Direct and Digital Marketing, out in 17 languages, has been the UK’s best seller on the subject every year since 1982. He has also run his own businesses in the U.K., Portugal and Malaysia.

He was a main board member of the Ogilvy Group, a founding member of the Superbrands Organisation, one of the first eight Honorary Fellows of the Institute of Direct Marketing and one of the first three people named to the Hall of Fame of the Direct Marketing Association of India. He has also been given Lifetime Achievement Awards by the Caples Organisation in New York and Early To Rise in Florida.

1 Comments

  1. Ian

    Yesterday I received an e-mail from a bored housewife looking for some action. Eager to please the young lady I sent her my ironing. That should keep her quiet for a while.

    Reply

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