Fancy an interesting job? – Drayton Bird Associates

If you want to know what has been done with the money you have paid in tax, apart from propping up banks that can’t count, go no further than the jobs pages of The Guardian.

Because there are the jobs that Gordon (and before him, the Bliar) created. What I like most about them is the titles. For instance in Walsall, a small town in the Midlands of this great nation, the community has the invaluable assistance of a Teenage Pregnancy Support Worker.

There’s an interesting job for you, propping up pregnant juveniles as they stagger out of the pub. But not half as good as that of Rape Co-ordinator, which office is filled in one of the London Boroughs. What essential task does this individual fulfil, I wonder? Suppose I am planning a few rapes, and I want someone to coordinate them for me, will this person do the job, or do I have to carry on working it out for myself? It’s a funny old world.

About the Author

In 2003, the Chartered Institute of Marketing named Drayton one of 50 living individuals who have shaped today’s marketing.

He has worked in 55 countries with many of the world’s greatest brands. These include American Express, Audi, Bentley, British Airways, Cisco, Columbia Business School, Deutsche Post, Ford, IBM, McKinsey, Mercedes, Microsoft, Nestle, Philips, Procter & Gamble, Toyota, Unilever, Visa and Volkswagen.

Drayton has helped sell everything from Airbus planes to Peppa Pig. His book, Commonsense Direct and Digital Marketing, out in 17 languages, has been the UK’s best seller on the subject every year since 1982. He has also run his own businesses in the U.K., Portugal and Malaysia.

He was a main board member of the Ogilvy Group, a founding member of the Superbrands Organisation, one of the first eight Honorary Fellows of the Institute of Direct Marketing and one of the first three people named to the Hall of Fame of the Direct Marketing Association of India. He has also been given Lifetime Achievement Awards by the Caples Organisation in New York and Early To Rise in Florida.

2 Comments

Anonymous

Oct 10, 2008 - 8:35 pm

Stop screwing around reading The Grauniad and write your blog instead.

Your pearls were missed in the last ten days.

pp The assembled swine.

anonymous

Sep 9, 2012 - 9:21 am

There are 130 rapes in Bristol alone every month.

http://sianandcrookedrib.blogspot.co.uk/2011/11/130-rapes-per-month-operation-bluestone.html

The women who are raped are probably quite grateful for the support of the specialist rape support services that are available.

Taking the piss out of someone whose job is to help women who have been sexually assaulted is not very clever.

If you really want to know “what essential task” a Rape Co-Ordinator does, why don’t you volunteer to work at Bristol Rape Crisis, then you can see first hand why such a job is necessary?

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