What are you lot so pleased about?


Well, George Orwell put it best in Animal Farm. “Some animals are more equal than others.”

They are all pleased because we are all paying.

They are all pleased because they will achieve the square root of fuck all at yet another global boondoggle, but they won’t have to face the consequences.

Berlusconi is extremely pleased because he should have been in jail years ago for being funded by the Mafia but like his friends Andreotti and Craxi he’s managed to rig the system so he’ll never get locked up.

Brown is pleased because he thinks sticking his tongue up Obama’s arse will make people take him seriously. Silly bugger.

Merkel is either grinning out of embarrassment at being sat next to two such ghastly plonkers or with delight because Silvio has just offered to give her a blow job.

Sarkozy is grinning because he won’t have to.

And of course they are all as happy as Larry because they don’t have to worry about how to pay the mortgage or who’s going to fund their pensions – and they have absolutely no shame.

Incidentally, reverting to our Home Secretary’s wanky husband, serious questions of principle have been raised in our office.

Why did he waste £10 of taxpayers’ money on two videos? For about the same price he could have downloaded oceans of filth for a whole month. Does living with a politician lead to stupidity by association?

About the Author

In 2003, the Chartered Institute of Marketing named Drayton one of 50 living individuals who have shaped today’s marketing.

He has worked in 55 countries with many of the world’s greatest brands. These include American Express, Audi, Bentley, British Airways, Cisco, Columbia Business School, Deutsche Post, Ford, IBM, McKinsey, Mercedes, Microsoft, Nestle, Philips, Procter & Gamble, Toyota, Unilever, Visa and Volkswagen.

Drayton has helped sell everything from Airbus planes to Peppa Pig. His book, Commonsense Direct and Digital Marketing, out in 17 languages, has been the UK’s best seller on the subject every year since 1982. He has also run his own businesses in the U.K., Portugal and Malaysia.

He was a main board member of the Ogilvy Group, a founding member of the Superbrands Organisation, one of the first eight Honorary Fellows of the Institute of Direct Marketing and one of the first three people named to the Hall of Fame of the Direct Marketing Association of India. He has also been given Lifetime Achievement Awards by the Caples Organisation in New York and Early To Rise in Florida.

4 Comments

  1. Stormdog

    “Does living with a politician lead to stupidity by association?”
    No more than voting for them. That being said, would you be so kind as to keep Chairman Barry in the UK for an extended visit. You’re used to socialists with a totalitarian bent, we’re not.
    I wonder if Her Majesty’s heart went all a flutter when the Chairman presented her with her very own IPod?
    An IPod,indeed. At least your scalliwags have a bit of class.

  2. Rupert

    The question that everyone wants an answer to is what videos was The Home Secretary’s Wanker watching.

    These are the videos that Jacqui Smith’s husband (Richard Timney) watched on a pay per view channel at their home (Pippa the Posh Bint and British Fuck Sluts). She says that she put it on expenses by mistake. Who cares, one man’s erotica is another man’s porn. If you are a British taxpayer, you’ve paid for it even if they’ve paid it back, so the lovely Mr Paul Raymond, publisher and impresario, would like to offer you the chance at no cost, to view the movies as well. Go to http://www.paulraymond.com/jacquismithshusband

    Who would you prefer, the accordion necked porker Jacqui Smith or Pippa the Posh Bint?

  3. Is this some form of necrophilia … Paul Raymond crawling back from the grave to help Mr. Timney with his little problem?

  4. Rupert

    It’s only been a year since poor old Paul Raymond went up to the great water bed in the sky, so what harm is a little rave from the grave going to do.

    Do you remember his model girlfriend Fiona Richmond in her E Type with the number plate FU2 ?

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