Tell it to the polar bears, girl

Yesterday was an important day for me. July 4th was my late mother’s birthday.

On that date here in the U.S., though, they celebrate their freedom from us Brits. Last night I concluded this gave everyone the right to get just as drunk once a year as they do every night in Soho.

Maybe even drunker. One guy I was watching from the vantage point of an excellent Brooklyn restaurant spent 45 minutes trying and failing to get from the door of the bar opposite to the edge of the pavement, which is a good two yards away. I think his master-plan was to cross the road.

But I jest. The 4th of July really gave everyone here the freedom to choose their own politicians, who provide me with a hilarious alternative comedy to the one running in Whitehall.

I follow them carefully, too. For until Barack Obama runs out of all the remaining money here, which may take weeks, U.S. politics will affect us all. So I read with interest a statement from the fragrant Sarah Palin in yesterday’s New York Post.

She has resigned as Governor of Alaska, with – experts say – a plan to run for President because, she said, using the Royal “we” usually associated with George 111 and his descendants:

“We know we can effect positive change outside government at this moment in time on another scale… I also felt that to embrace the conventional lame duck status in this particular climate would just be another dose of politics as usual, something I campaigned against and will always oppose.”

This astonishing flight of oratory had me recalling with fondness the articulate, witty, crystal clear and altogether inspiring George W. Bush. What the FUCK was she drinking before she shot that lot out?

She would have been the most powerful person in the world if McCain had won and then dropped dead.

Think on that.

About the Author

In 2003, the Chartered Institute of Marketing named Drayton one of 50 living individuals who have shaped today’s marketing.

He has worked in 55 countries with many of the world’s greatest brands. These include American Express, Audi, Bentley, British Airways, Cisco, Columbia Business School, Deutsche Post, Ford, IBM, McKinsey, Mercedes, Microsoft, Nestle, Philips, Procter & Gamble, Toyota, Unilever, Visa and Volkswagen.

Drayton has helped sell everything from Airbus planes to Peppa Pig. His book, Commonsense Direct and Digital Marketing, out in 17 languages, has been the UK’s best seller on the subject every year since 1982. He has also run his own businesses in the U.K., Portugal and Malaysia.

He was a main board member of the Ogilvy Group, a founding member of the Superbrands Organisation, one of the first eight Honorary Fellows of the Institute of Direct Marketing and one of the first three people named to the Hall of Fame of the Direct Marketing Association of India. He has also been given Lifetime Achievement Awards by the Caples Organisation in New York and Early To Rise in Florida.

5 Comments

  1. Suz

    I think she's 10 steps of a breaking scandal myself.

    Unless she is doing some experimental marketing. I find it hard to believe walking away from leadership responsibilities at mid-stream is a good way to position yourself for the presidency.

    I'm independent so my pov is not partisan. However, I find it insulting that this is the best the GOP has to offer. The republicans are pandering to their lowest common denominator with the likes of Palin.

  2. DaveC

    I don't care for Demoblican or Republicrat policies. Yet I'm astounded at the number of women who absolutely HATE Ms Palin. None I've asked have ever been able to articulate a valid reason. Not even Hilary evokes such vitriol, which makes me wonder if it isn't jealousy. Palin challenged and defeated the corrupt wing of her own party to become governor. That takes something.
    When she went national, her character was was assassinated by the media. For example, she was eviscerated for wearing a designer dress, while AngryMamabama got a free pass and magazine covers for doing the same.

  3. I am not equipped to comment, save to wonder whether the concept of an uncorrupt wing of a political party bears much scrutiny.

    But I do think politicians should be at least required to express themselves clearly.

    I was reading some remarks by James Madison the other day. What a sad come-down from the founding fathers to today's dunces.

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