Five years or so back I was staying with my friend George Machun, who is some sort sort of professor at San Francisco State.
I managed the unique feat – remarkable even for someone as technologically asinine as me – of trying to boil water by putting a light under an electric kettle. I nearly burnt the place down.
George forgave me, and sends a regular flow of good jokes and vitriolic political comment.
I liked this one.
A man boarded a plane with six kids.
After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked,
“Are all of those kids yours ? “
He replied,
“No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints.. “
DAMN, I WISH I COULD THINK THAT FAST.
