Creative Writer Required (London)
I am looking for a creative writer to fill out job applications and send my CV on for PAID positions.
You will be: smart, have a knowledge of the current employment market and have contacts within the print magazine industry. I’m looking for something that involves either: listening to music, playing computer games, watching TV/movies/sport/porn or eating cakes/pies/fast food
You will be expected to: send out CVs on a quarter hourly basis, attend interviews across Greater London and kindly tell sales recruiters to get fucked.
This is an unpaid role and you will be expected to pay for transport to interviews, waste valuable time filling in job applications and written tasks for positions that won’t contact you with their decision. You can also undertake several months of internships at places that have absolutely no intention of hiring you or retaining knowledge of your (i.e. my, you are doing it on my behalf) existence after the internship has finished.
Location: London
Compensation: Upon successful discovery of a job for me, I might buy you a pint and get you your own internship (i.e. one that’s not on my behalf) at my place of employment.
Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.Please, no phone calls about this job!Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
