10 really great ways for your kids to have fun with guns

Since the NRA has put out a  piece telling kids how to have fun at the shooting range, here’s a list of some they missed out

Forgive me for butting in; I know it’s not really my business, but I have children and a grandchild in the NRA’s own country.

And I apologise for my lack of imagination: eight of the ten  have already happened.

So here goes:

1. Kill your instructor.

2. Shoot your girlfriend.

3. Shoot your 2 year-old baby sister.

5. Go to class and see how many classmates you can shoot in 3 minutes

6. Don’t forget to shoot your teacher.

7. Go to the mall and just generally have fun shooting anyone you happen to see.

8. Shoot your parents.

9. Get a petition up asking for the Right to Bear Arms to include Guided Nuclear Missiles.

10. Give some thought to whether it might be fun to shoot the Head of the NRA. Wouldn’t there be something rather poetic about that? And think of the headlines!

 

 

 

 

 

 

About the Author

In 2003, the Chartered Institute of Marketing named Drayton one of 50 living individuals who have shaped today’s marketing.

He has worked in 55 countries with many of the world’s greatest brands. These include American Express, Audi, Bentley, British Airways, Cisco, Columbia Business School, Deutsche Post, Ford, IBM, McKinsey, Mercedes, Microsoft, Nestle, Philips, Procter & Gamble, Toyota, Unilever, Visa and Volkswagen.

Drayton has helped sell everything from Airbus planes to Peppa Pig. His book, Commonsense Direct and Digital Marketing, out in 17 languages, has been the UK’s best seller on the subject every year since 1982. He has also run his own businesses in the U.K., Portugal and Malaysia.

He was a main board member of the Ogilvy Group, a founding member of the Superbrands Organisation, one of the first eight Honorary Fellows of the Institute of Direct Marketing and one of the first three people named to the Hall of Fame of the Direct Marketing Association of India. He has also been given Lifetime Achievement Awards by the Caples Organisation in New York and Early To Rise in Florida.

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