Since the NRA has put out a piece telling kids how to have fun at the shooting range, here’s a list of some they missed out
Forgive me for butting in; I know it’s not really my business, but I have children and a grandchild in the NRA’s own country.
And I apologise for my lack of imagination: eight of the ten have already happened.
So here goes:
1. Kill your instructor.
2. Shoot your girlfriend.
3. Shoot your 2 year-old baby sister.
5. Go to class and see how many classmates you can shoot in 3 minutes
6. Don’t forget to shoot your teacher.
7. Go to the mall and just generally have fun shooting anyone you happen to see.
8. Shoot your parents.
9. Get a petition up asking for the Right to Bear Arms to include Guided Nuclear Missiles.
10. Give some thought to whether it might be fun to shoot the Head of the NRA. Wouldn’t there be something rather poetic about that? And think of the headlines!
