>> Hit me with your best guess.
It took me three days to work it out.
You’ve noticed, I’m sure that estate agents (or realtors in the US) have a really cushy number.
They just sit in the middle and make money while the clients do the hard bit – like making their tawdry hovels look presentable.
But they make so much that they can get away with murder. Or at least boundless stupidity.
Even by those standards this stands out.
Do you have even the vaguest idea what is on offer here? Or why anyone should buy it?
Not Mr. Smug surely.
I showed to some of the smartest people I know and they couldn’t tell me what the f*ck was happening.
It took me three days.
So can you figure it out? In the 3 or 4 seconds most people glance at an ad?
Obviously it’s a total waste of money.
And what does it say about that firm that they can afford to throw away money on a full page ad no sane person could comprehend.
If you can, let me know and we’ll compare notes.
But if you want to work with people who won’t toss all your marketing investment down the drain, get in touch.
It doesn’t matter what you sell, who you sell it to, how much it costs ot where you are.
We sell all kinds of things for all kinds of people all over the world.
I guarantee we’ll do better (although it would be hard to do worse.)
Best,
Drayton