… Or would you like a signed copy? “The relationship between critic and writer is like that between dog and lamp-post” said a wag. I felt like a particularly soiled lamp-post when I read this about my new book, “You did WHAT?” “Self-satisfied, superficial, sleazy soap opera.” – Lady G’Diver As all my other books have got unanimously good write-ups, I thought of throwing myself in front of the nearest passing bus. Then I thought to read some of Lady G’Diver’s other reviews to see if she’s always so critical. I was relieved to see that though excellent on things like bubbling saliva she is not a literary critic and that every other reader disagreed with her – including some pretty good writers. You can see what they said here. If you’d like me to sign your copy, come and join me for drinks in a few weeks. But please hurry. Seats are limited, and going fast. Undeterred by the insane price of beer in London, people are actually flying in to join me. In fact about 15% of the 65 places have been sold in the two days since I announced this boozy frolic. Best, Drayton |