Drivel rules, OK?


After his loony starring roles on U-Tube I think we can agree, can’t we, that the Great Bloated Toad is a spitting mad megalomaniac. Like the Michael Jackson of politics, but without the talent.

It appears to be catching.

Gloriously unaware that we have a teeny weeny financial problem in these parts, our witless, shifty, not-as-good-as-a-wank Home Secretary, “Jacqui” Smith is still determined to piss away £5 billion on identity cards which no independent authority thinks will achieve anything.

What a waste this is! Surely she knows better than anyone how much useful household bric-a-brac the money could buy.

Incidentally, aren’t you amused by the way Cameron and the Toad are all claiming to be like Obama. They deserve to be put right.

This is how it is, you sad pair of bastards, so you can tell the difference in future.

Obama speaks with a strong American accent, Dave. Didn’t go to Eton, had to work his way up from nothing, doesn’t keep having his bike stolen because a) he’s not stupid b) he doesn’t need to keep trying to seem like an ordinary bloke and c) he drives around in a bomb-proof car.

Now for you, Gordon. Obama is the nice one, remember? The gentleman. The one who shook hands with the policeman outside 10 Downing Street when he came visiting. Not the self-centred, graceless, marooned-up-his-own-arse twat who didn’t? Got that?

By the way, any chance of you doing the moonwalk on your next show?

About the Author

In 2003, the Chartered Institute of Marketing named Drayton one of 50 living individuals who have shaped today’s marketing.

He has worked in 55 countries with many of the world’s greatest brands. These include American Express, Audi, Bentley, British Airways, Cisco, Columbia Business School, Deutsche Post, Ford, IBM, McKinsey, Mercedes, Microsoft, Nestle, Philips, Procter & Gamble, Toyota, Unilever, Visa and Volkswagen.

Drayton has helped sell everything from Airbus planes to Peppa Pig. His book, Commonsense Direct and Digital Marketing, out in 17 languages, has been the UK’s best seller on the subject every year since 1982. He has also run his own businesses in the U.K., Portugal and Malaysia.

He was a main board member of the Ogilvy Group, a founding member of the Superbrands Organisation, one of the first eight Honorary Fellows of the Institute of Direct Marketing and one of the first three people named to the Hall of Fame of the Direct Marketing Association of India. He has also been given Lifetime Achievement Awards by the Caples Organisation in New York and Early To Rise in Florida.

3 Comments

  1. That youtube video was disturbing.

    When he smiled I didn’t know whether he was going to talk about MPs’ expenses or his latest plan to kill Batman.

  2. The smile looked so forced a blind man with a blind fold could see it a mile off.

    Although I don’t really think much of Obama’s politics, either, he seems a much more like-able guy than the ‘toad’.

    Come to think of it, I don’t need to add the ‘more’ part as the ‘toad’ isn’t like-able at all.

  3. Rupert

    Without an autocue Obama speaks utter crap. He’s nice enough for a socialist but is backed by a group of Detroit thugs who would scare the shit out of our nancy boy Prime Minister.

    Cameron who would be a perfect model for a Foxton’s estate agent, cannot be trusted to look after a bicycle yet alone a country. John Redwood towers over him (look at http://www.johnredwood.com and see what you think )

    Gay Gordon. The question has been asked so many times, Mandy thinks that he is, Sue Lawley asked him live on air if he was and there is a rumour around Westminster which explains why Cherie utterly loathes the Slug.

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