In my spare time I no longer read Schopenhauer or Tolstoy, but mostly thrillers, historical novels, books about old London, biographies, diaries, memoirs and such. I have mentioned before, I hope, James Lees-Milne, whose utterly magnificent diaries I have been …
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The celebrated military expert Bob “bollocks” Arseworth makes a prediction
One cannot actually guarantee that every single member of the current cabinet will be utterly useless, dishonest and cretinous, but the selection policy certainly helps. Mr. Bob Arseworth, currently defence secretary, has been almost permanently in office since the Bliar …
Read MorePutrid salute to gullibility
Today I received – not for the first time – a message from “Continental Who’s Who”. It was a bit like the one I keep getting from someone who tells me I can belong to something vaguely, but not really, …
Read MoreTell it to the polar bears, girl
Yesterday was an important day for me. July 4th was my late mother’s birthday. On that date here in the U.S., though, they celebrate their freedom from us Brits. Last night I concluded this gave everyone the right to get …
Read MoreNecropower rules, OK
If you ever wonder about the difference between being alive and dead, wonder no more. Mark Roesler, chairman and chief executive officer of CMG Worldwide, whose clients include James Dean and Marilyn Monroe said yesterday, re Michael Jackson: “There’s really …
Read MoreSmirking Mandy takes piss – again
I see Lord Mandelbum has taken time off from his task of making sure the Bliar’s lies about the Iraq war are not revealed to say something risibly hypocritical even by his obscenely subterranean standards. The “Business Secretary” whose chief …
Read MoreThe Bliar and the Bloated One have a serious challenger
I am of that trusting generation brought up to believe that everything is bigger and better in America. So how wonderful to sit in my Long Island motel and watch Jon Stewart on Comedy Central demolishing Governor Mark Sanford of …
Read MoreWhen Gods walked the earth
Apparently we British owe £230 billion to credit card companies and banks for loans other than mortgages. Greed on the part of the lenders and the stupidity of punters have created this mess, with the average debt being £5000 per …
Read MoreBizarre economic paradoxes
I read in the Saturday New York Times that human beings – to the astonishment of the geniuses in charge – are behaving the way you would expect them to. They are saving money. The authorities want them to spend …
Read MoreA good epigraph for Michael J
I see that, just as I feared, mass hysteria rules over Michael Jackson. The politicians, as usual, sought publicity. Jesse Jackson* whizzed off to get his picture taken, hotly followed by Al Sharpton*, who makes him look the epitome of …
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