Some readers may feel I am a little excessive in my comments about bankers, but it is quite impossible to be too excessive about their antics. Just when you think nobody, no matter how contemptible, greedy, stupid, conceited, self-centred or …
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Another great laff from The Oldie
‘The difference? Well Sir, the Barolo is ripe, rich and round, with lots of spicy, earth-scented black cherry and berry flavors, hinting deliciously at chocolate on the smooth finish, while The Blue Nun is more nylon underpants, skid-marks, ITV, thick …
Read MorePull the other one, Mr. Rice. It’s got bells on it
I got this from a certain Maurice Rice twice in the last two days.Hello forex trader, It is becoming increasingly easy for virtually anyone to enter the potentially lucrative game of Forex trading. With the advent of sofisticated trading robots …
Read MoreHere’s a laugh for you
Being interviewed by M.P.s today, Sir “Fred” Goodwin – the man who fired so many decent hard-working people with glee but never felt he should take his own sorry useless grasping arse elsewhere – came out with this little gem. …
Read MoreWhat the hell is going on?
Almost every time I do a talk I point out that if you want to get people to do anything you must tap into their emotions. Everyone agrees. Then I point out that the dominant emotion in many people today …
Read MoreClarkson reveals why we’re in the shit
If you were to ask people who they admire more in this country, Jeremy Clarkson or Gordon Brown, it would be no contest. His show Top Gear showing him and his crew doing lunatic things with fast vehicles is enjoyed …
Read MoreLove that sexy snowgirl
Every so often here in Britain it snows. This usually happens in winter. We have a lot of people paid to predict these things, and plenty of others paid to prepare for them, but this always comes as an immense …
Read MoreThis just made me laugh
It’s from The Oldie – a mag for old lags like me. Always full of good stuff.
Read MoreSo what’s your value proposition, pal?
Lo, and it comes to pass that every now and then, emerging from the endless swamps of the Lost Kingdom of Marketing Jargon, the Anointed High Priest of Pointless Bollocks brings forth a new Sacred Morsel of Bullshit. And, yea, …
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