Darling, what’s all this “we” shit about?

This morning I read that the Chancellor of the Exchequer, Alastair Darling says that though we face the worst recession of all developed countries we will pull through. It reminded me of an old radio serial featuring The Lone Ranger …

Read More

Something for the weekend

The video looks a bit squashed, but you get the idea. http://www.draytonbird.net/Draytons_blog/Forensics.wmv If you think it’s in bad taste, blame my partner Al, the degenerate swine. He’ll have to go.

Read More

The World Weather Conspiracy – Again

In the 1970s, desperate for money, I wrote anything for anyone. Chapters for books, speeches, ads, direct mail, all-singing, all dancing presentations – anything to stave off the bailiffs. And here we are 30 odd years later – not much …

Read More

Strange things go on in the mind

Apropos of David Ogilvy, in 1985 he gave me a little booklet called “Type and Layout. Communicating – or just making pretty shapes” by Prof Colin Wheildon of New South Wales University. It was the first (and only) example of …

Read More

Ha bloody ha … what service was that then?

I read in the papers the other day that Lord Mandelson, ennobled by the Great Bloated Haggis, Saviour of the Universe, for bringing politics into further disrepute, “sought to reassure anxious Labour MPs yesterday by expressing regret at the way …

Read More

Follow-up to those guys holding me up

Alex Gibson, who clearly does strange things at the dentist wrote this to me: I was listening to you on my mp3 player in the dentist’s waiting room on Monday. You said something along the lines of: “One of the …

Read More