I’ll explain that festive Guinea pig in a moment, but this is your chance to exercise your right to democracy, folks. You may never had the chance to vote for the demented Haggis who has ruined us all. You may …
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This is for my old friend … he knows who he is …
This, which is apparently a Russian wedding photo is one of the most watched images lately. I can’t imagine why. The girls in the office thought it was horrible, but the guy in the picture seems to be smiling for …
Read MoreThe Jeremy Clarkson they wouldn’t print … I LOVE it!
This is the one the Sunday Times wouldn’t print. Maybe because it says what we all think? “Get me a rope before Mandelson wipes us all out” I’ve given the matter a great deal of thought all week, and I’m …
Read MoreWhat two great writers had in common with grandpa Bird
How many modern writers have given as much pleasure as P. G. Wodehouse and Raymond Chandler? Chandler was perhaps the best crime novelist ever; and he had a huge influence, inspiring films like Chinatown and many others. Wodehouse began as …
Read MoreAnother total wank from Wolff, Olins
Tjose of you who are connoiseurs of ugliness will know that a few million have been pissed away on the astoundingky ugly British Olynpics logoThose of you who To coincide with its de-coupling from Time Warner and its shares being …
Read MoreFile this under “Who gives a fuck”: another total wank from Wolff, Olins
Those of you who are connoisseurs of ugliness will know that a few million have been pissed away on the astoundingly ugly British Olympics logo, which is the visual equivalent of dog shit. Now I see the corporate idiots who …
Read MoreNot all MBAs are evil …
If only more people listened to the advice of “Not hiring MBAs” began one comment I got yesterday. It was from Phillip Burmeister who told the story of a mine in South Africa that had to close thanks to bunch …
Read MoreWatch out, Google’s about. Keep an eye on this … or risk failure
The picture has nothing to do with Google. It’s me in the Old London bar in Minsk last Sunday, and it’s there just because I like it. Now to business, with a statistic for you. The penetration of mobile phones …
Read MoreTales of Minsk, plus a golden oldie from that fount of jokes, GTH
First of all, thanks to everyone who responded to my little plea yesterday. And if you were thinking of doing so but didn’t get round to it, please do. All contributions gratefully received. Enough of that. When I got to …
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