It would have been helpful if I’d given you the right link … http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html Sorry. But you must make allowances. When I was young they were just introducing gaslighting.
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Specially for people wishing to improve their language. Two versions.
A group of children were trying to get used to nursery. The biggest hurdle was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk. You must use ‘Big People’ words,’ she was always telling them. “John, what did you do over …
Read MoreNew bra invented
No commercials today … Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women’s breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. At a news …
Read MoreBen and Karl (the rocket scientist) launch their squirrel on an eagerly waiting world … and another lousy joke
I’m so sorry … part of this slipped out yesterday. Once again, whiz down to the joke if more guff about EADIM is not your bag … and you’ve heard enough about business to last you a lifetime. But if …
Read MoreHow they sell Pizza in Lima, Peru … and your joke for today
I bet you thought I was going to drive you crazy every day with loads of dull stuff to flog you Eadim, right? Wrong. You misjudge me: only every other day. And don’t worry – there’s a joke at the …
Read More“If you act like a sheep, you’ll get slaughtered” … and how would you like to get better ideas?
Most of this will only interest you if you’re in business and you want to do better, so scroll down if you just read my stuff for laughs. The first part of today’s heading comes from Rowan Gormley’s talk yesterday …
Read MoreThe Brighton frolics: my mole reports on the Jovial Toad and other assorted loonies. And is our Harriett as mad as a box full of frogs, or what?
Would you like to know what all the people who are busy ruining your life are really like? Now’s your chance. My mole in Whitehall sent me a report from behind the scenes at the Labour Party shindig last week, …
Read MoreLocation, location, location
Glenmore keeps sending me great jokes, and this is the latest – in the best possible taste, naturally. I need all the jokes I can get today, , as I’m pretending to be serious: our EADIM students are doing their …
Read MoreGuess what – advertising is going back 150 years – and am I happy!
Oh frabjous day, calloo, callay! He chortled in his joy – Lewis Carroll I got two VERY interesting messages in the past 48 hours.. One was about a pay by results marketing system that lets clients see clearly what they’re …
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