First, sorry about my spelling in the last piece. Besides having the intelligence of a cat, I have the manual dexterity of a two-bottles-of-tonic-wine drunk.
But second, let me ask you how you felt when you learned that the property slump means estate agents are closing down in the hundreds. Was it rather like the way people felt when it was announced Hitler had died?
I thought so.
What a bunch of villains. I am just having our flat valued for the divorce. It is about 800 square feet. Those thieving bastards at John D. Wood claim it will take 6 – 8 hours to do this job – and want to charge around £2,000. A blind man could do it in 20 minutes.
Meanwhile, I want to get some electricity reconnected at another property in Bristol. The people at British Gas employ Siemens to do this exacting task which takes about 10 minutes – and charge about £500 for doing so.
Well it would take ten minutes, except the idle sods went there, couldn’t park easily and just left. Meanwhile I was paying for someone to sit there and wait all day. My P.A. has been on the phone for about three hours trying to get sense out of anyone about this.
I imagine the boss of British Gas gets paid a handsome six figure sum for this farcical incompetence. And likewise Gauleiter Siemens.
It’s true. Shits do rise to the top.
So true! We had a complete nightmare with not just one but two estate agents when we sold our house last summer. They are all money-grabbing scoundrels who should rot in hell.
Perhaps it’s time to up sticks and leave? There are better places in the world.
Drayton,
You’ve been on a tear lately! I especially appreciate the poor spelling, so few of us enjoy our silly mistakes.
Any speaking engagements in the States?
Amanda, thanks: it’s not so much that I’m illiterate; I just can’t type and I’m always in a hurry – eg, off the the airport in an hour.
I have been planning to speak in the US for some time now – probably when I finish my trips round Europe to promote the joys of EADIM (www.eadim.com).
One thing that has slowed my US plans down is the total inability of one allegedly enthusiastic party to reply to e-mails, but now I think I have found someone else.
So we are talking about late autumn.