One of my colleagues remarked today that I was being provided a lot of material for this record of the random follies of mankind. But few greater gifts have been given lately than the news of the schoolboy who, out …
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The Ministry of Sloth, Incompetence and Waste has just issued a new report
Yes, you’re right, I made it up after reading that there’s a Ministry for Business Innovation and Skills. That is beyond ludicrous. Could you even in your most demented dreams imagine a bunch of politicians and civil servants achieving anything …
Read MoreCould I interest you in Mr. Jenkins’ cock?
Did that get your attention? I spent far too many years trying to interest people in mine, and it cost me millions, so I can’t really recommend this particular approach. However, I do suggest you go and have a look …
Read MoreDickheads at the helm, friends
I strongly believe that in many ways marketing is done a lot worse than it was 20 years ago. O.K., I’m a miserable old sod who thinks things were always better way back when. But I have two reasons for …
Read MoreThe dangerous divide widens
I see that so many police have fiddled their expenses that instead of being punished they’re all to be let off with a caution. Whereas so many politicians fiddled their expenses that most didn’t get a caution at all: many …
Read MoreI rather liked this piece of poetic justice
What’s also funny is that judging by the blurry picture she looks like a bit of a woofer anyhow
Read MoreThoughts on the idiot’s goldfish bowl
To me every day when I meet someone or learn something new and interesting is a wonderful day. I don’t count on TV much in that respect. Maybe it’s the churlishness of old age. However, yesterday having laboured over my …
Read MoreJust so we can get all this religious stuff out of the way …
… because the last time it was discussed on this blog it became very boring and unpleasant. I believe beautiful creations belong to and should be cherished by all mankind. I believe destroying sacred monuments wherever they are, to whatever …
Read MoreNostalgia runs riot …
In reply to my cri de coeur yesterday my old friend Malcolm Auld, the toast of Manly, NSW, made me laugh with a message simply headed: “RE: aahh, sex in a wardrobe…those were the days …” Absolutely typical. Mal always …
Read MoreWould you want to make friends with a bloody wardrobe?
I got a message two days ago saying “Smart Storage Widnes added you as a friend on Facebook…” This typifies the kind of drivel the social sites have given rise to. What kind of lunatic thinks I want to be …
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